When Jesé and Stoke City became a thing, we were very, and we mean VERY, dubious.

The Spaniard arrived at bet365 Stadium like the second coming of sliced bread, and it all seemed like an overhyped disaster waiting to happen, and we were right.

His first game nearly proved us wrong, but, in the end, Jesé did Jesé things and it just didn’t work out between the two.

Now back at Paris Saint-Germain, the former Stoke loanee is still without a new club, rotting in the reserves and never being picked for games, meaning an exit plan is being worked on.

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However, L’Equipe make it very clear there’s one place he will not be returning to, and that’s England and the Premier League, since he ‘was never happy’ when he was with the Potters.

The 25-year-old, instead, would much prefer a return to Spain, with Valladolid a potential landing spot.

At this point, it doesn’t really matter to Paris Saint-Germain where Jesé goes, they just want to see the back of him, prepared to make a huge loss on him, having originally spent €25m on him.

To be honest, we’re not sure any club in England would want him after his Stoke spell anyways.